I'm going to describe my morning to you
I woke up....walked out of the bedroom - on the way to the living room to let the dogs out.......someone had pooped on the rug in between the media room and the living room.......
... stepped over it - let the dogs out....went to the bathroom to get some kleenexes to pick it up......someone had peed a ton on the rug in the bathroom.. Sigh
... went and picked up the poop - put it in the toilet....picked up the rug and put it in the laundry....cleaned up the wet wood floor under the rug
... putting on makeup....Zeva came and got me - she needed to go back out....went in the living room - someone had thrown up orange puke - all over the living room......
... Sigh
... Cleaned that up ....scrubbed the carpet....
... finished getting ready.....picked up my bag ....heading to the garage.......there was a LAKE of pee near the bar
... Big Sigh
.. put my bag down - cleaned that up
... Drove to work. So far no one has pooped, peed or thrown up in my office - but the day isn't over......
